Well done Stuff of the Day!!!

Every Day www.adekunleadeniji.com will get you news about what people around are saying in quotes jokes of the day and the well done stuff of the Day....so lets goo for today

quotes of the Day:

• Once you've been hurt, you get scared to get attached again because you think everyone you love afterwards will hurt you

-Adekunle

•  Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

-Mark Twain

Jokes of  the Day:

 A blind man went to a restaurant .
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.

“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order.

The confused owner got a fork.

The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath.
“Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables

“Unbelievable! ” thought the owner.

More after the cut.....

The blind man ate and left.

2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Linda was cooking.

He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your privates!!”,
which she does!

He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork.

The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says
“Oh interesting..!! ! , I never knew Lindda worked here!! :

Owner fainted…

one word for that talented blind man?

 


Well done stuff of the Day: 

Patterned Paint Roller Kit

Roller-Wall makes painting interior walls a completely new experience. Now you no longer have to decide between regular painting, wallpapering, stencils, or faux painting. Roller-Wall combines the best of all worlds, and it couldn't be any easier! You get the beauty of expensive wallpaper, with the cost of ordinary paint, and all with an ease never before imagined

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